Help Yammie Noob put food on the table, slicks on his motorcycle and... uhhh hair on his head by purchasing this fucking proper motorcycle keychain! Let's be honest, this noob puts in a lot of time and effort to make the vids you love to watch, so grab this tag to help him out!
Not only will your purchase directly support him, you also get this amazing keychain. You may be wondering, what makes it so amazing?
Well, Yammie Noob himself hand stitches each and every one of these key tags! Alright alright you caught me, that's bullshit. However, this beautiful key tag was designed by him.
This Yammie Noob keychain is also pretty useful. It's pretty big to make it easy to pull from your pocket - even with motorcycle gloves on. It also won't scratch up your beautiful bike as it's made from durable fabric with no sharp edges or corners!
When making the purchase I thought that somehow it would make my Triumph 675R all that much better. Boy was I wrong! I put my Key on this brand new tag and started up the ole Triumph. I didn't even have enough time to pull out of the driveway when a Porsche, from out of nowhere mind you, slammed into my beautiful bike destroying it in less than .35 seconds. There was nothing I could do even though I had logged over 60,000 Miles of seat time and 3 and a half track days. I just don't know what to say. I guess I would like a refund.