If I Had Balls They'd Be Bigger Than Yours - Motorcycle Keychain

If I Had Balls They'd Be Bigger Than Yours - Motorcycle Keychain

Q: Why do I need a key tag?

1. Easily pull your key from your pocket with gloves on - no more frustration of putting your gloves on, only to realise your key is deep in your pocket.2. No more lost keys - this key tag is pretty big (5.11"x1.18") and really stands out. This means it's harder to lose and easy to find if you do lose it. 3. It won't scratch your machine - these key tags have been made from durable fabric. This means they have no sharp corners or edges that could scratch up your machine!4. Free gift with every key tag- Free red cable key ring as well as the standard metal key ring

Q: How long does shipping take?

To the US: We ship within 1-2 business days of you making your order. Shipping normally takes 3-5 business days to arrive. To any other country: We ship within 1-2 business days of you making your order. Shipping normally takes 2 weeks, but can take up to 5 if there's delays caused by customs.

Q: Can I return it if I don't like it?

Yes, no problem.Just contact us for the return instructions.

€10,24

Only 12 left in stock.

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Not only does this key tag look awesome, it's also pretty useful. You're probably thinking 'wtf, it's a just a key tag - how can it be useful?' Well...

How many times have you put your gloves on, only to realize your key is still in your pocket? If you're like me, the answer to that is - all the time. With this key tag you can easily pull your key from your pocket even with your gloves on.

These key tags have been made from embroidered fabric. This means they have no sharp corners or edges that could scratch up your motorcycle dash!

If you need another reason why you need this key tag, how about this. This key tag is pretty also big. This if fantastic if you're the type of person who always loses your key. The size makes it really easy to find and harder to lose.

If you're not convinced you need this, please tell me why not. Seriously, flick me an email to crew@motoloot.com and tell us what we need to do to convince you to grab it :)

Features:
- "If I Had Balls They'd Be Bigger Than Yours" embroidered on both sides of the tag
- Scratch resistant
- Make your keys easier to find
- Easy to pull from pocket
- Design embroidered on both sides
***IMPORTANT INFORMATION***
- You are purchasing one key chain.
- International shipping available.
- This key chain will make your friends jealous.
To the US
How much? - Free for orders over $25USD. $4.95 flat rate for orders under $25USD.
How long? - We ship within 1-2 business days of you making your order. Shipping normally takes 3-5 business days to arrive.
Tracking? - Shortly after we ship your order we will send you an email with your tracking info.

Not to the US
How much? - Free for orders over $25 USD. If under $25 USD, shipping is $4.95 for light items and up to $7.50 for heavy items.
How long? - We ship within 1-2 business days of you making your order. Shipping normally takes 2 weeks, but can take up to 5 if there's delays caused by customs.
Tracking? - Shortly after we ship your order we will send you an email with your tracking info.
Customs/Duty Fees? - Yeah they suck and we wish they didn't exist, but they do. So please be aware your country might have customs or duty fees when ordering internationally.
We have a 100% satisfaction guarantee that we stand by. Without happy and satisfied customers, we wouldn't be able to keep doing what we're passionate about - offering you awesome and unique motorcycle loot.

This means if you're not 100% happy with your purchase for any reason, please let us know. We'll do whatever it takes to make it right.

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Love it!

I bought three key tags and I love how they are double sided. They are crafted well, the embroidery is top notch and the balls are pink! Also the split ring is a flat split ring and high quality. I also loved how you included a cable connector as well. I'll definitely buy more from MotoLoot in the future.

Fine products!

Howdy! The products are very cool! I bought them for two girls who play Airsoft with us guys. They are braver girls than many other men. I wanted to gift them something that would show their courage!😅Thanks again for them!
P.S.: I stuck the sticker on the car! Howdy! The products are very cool! I bought them for two girls who play Airsoft with us guys. They are braver girls than many other men. I wanted to gift them something that would show their courage!😅Thanks again for them! P.S.: I stuck the sticker on the car! See ya next time.

👍🏽 great service and product

I’m happy with the customer service, delivery and product. Thank you.

I've got big balls

Super sturdy! Can't wait to see people's reaction.

Love it!!

The item shipped quickly and came exactly as pictured! Its sturdy too. Def gonna hold up against the wind

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Key Tag FAQ

1. Easily pull your key from your pocket with gloves on - no more frustration of putting your gloves on, only to realise your key is deep in your pocket.

2. No more lost keys - this key tag is pretty big (5.11"x1.18") and really stands out. This means it's harder to lose and easy to find if you do lose it.

3. It won't scratch your machine - these key tags have been made from durable fabric. This means they have no sharp corners or edges that could scratch up your machine!

4. Free gift with every key tag- Free red cable key ring as well as the standard metal key ring

No. They are made from durable fabric. This means they have no sharp corners or edges that could scratch up your machine.

The key tags are 5.11"x1.18" (13cmx3cm). This means they are easy to grab from your pocket with your gloves on.

It also makes your key stand out, so it's harder to lose and easier to find if you do lose it!

It's a little gift - a cable key ring. Screw the ends together :)

Don't worry, you'll still also get our premium MotoLoot engraved, stainless steel ring as well as the cable key ring.

So you can choose which you like most!

Yes, the design is the same on both sides.

To the US:
Free for orders over $25USD. $4.95 flat rate for orders under $25USD.

To any other country:
Free for orders over $25 USD. If under $25 USD, shipping is $4.95 for light items and up to $7.50 for heavy items.

To the US:
We ship within 1-2 business days of you making your order. Shipping normally takes 3-5 business days to arrive.

To any other country:
We ship within 1-2 business days of you making your order. Shipping normally takes 2 weeks, but can take up to 5 if there's delays caused by customs.

Yes, no problem.

Just contact us for the return instructions.