Where The F Are My Keys - Motorcycle Keychain

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  • Free gift! Every key tag comes with the standard metal key ring and a free cable key ring.

    Not only does this key tag look awesome, it's also pretty useful. You're probably thinking 'wtf, it's a just a key tag - how can it be useful?' Well...

    How many times have you put your gloves on, only to realize your key is still in your pocket? If you're like me, the answer to that is - all the time. With this key tag you can easily pull your key from your pocket even with your gloves on.

    These key tags have been made from embroidered fabric. This means they have no sharp corners or edges that could scratch up your motorcycle dash!

    If you need another reason why you need this key tag, how about this. This key tag is pretty also big. This if fantastic if you're the type of person who always loses your key. The size makes it really easy to find and harder to lose.

    If you're not convinced you need this, please tell me why not. Seriously, flick me an email to crew@motoloot.com and tell us what we need to do to convince you to grab it :)


    • Free red  cable key ring as well as the standard metal key ring
    • "Where The Fuck Are My Keys" embroidered on both sides of the tag
    • Scratch resistant
    • Make your keys easier to find
    • Easy to pull from pocket
    • Design embroidered on both sides



    • You are purchasing one key chain.
    • International shipping available.
    • This key chain will make your friends jealous.
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Based on 34 reviews
Brandon Nelson
Love the loot!

Quality of my loot is unmatched! The tag is big enough that I won't lose my key and the material is soft so it won't scratch my paint will be buying again!

Excellent stitching

The font size is perfect to see the joke from afar, and I expect this to last a good long while with the stitch quality. Feels good in the hand too.

Megan Shaffer
Great quality

Just received my keychain and I love it! It's super thick and the quality is legit. I expect this to last me a very long time with no issues. Shipping was also right on time.

Nicole French
Purchase of keychains

Absolutely excellent! The timing was exceptional considering it came from overseas and whilst I was waiting for the parcel to arrive I was receiving updates and other emails of new stuff. Great quality of the material, not cheap crap that’ll be ruined so easily. Very happy and will definitely be buying more from you guys! Thank you. 😊

Alfonso Weems
Awesome personalization

I love marching to the the beat of my own drum. These tags set me apart from co-workers and friends in a fun and positive way. I absolutely love them.

Where The F Are My Keys - Motorcycle Keychain
Where The F Are My Keys - Motorcycle Keychain