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Not only will this tag make your friends jealous, each purchase directly supports Baron Von grumble. This allows him to focus on creating the videos you love to fap to.
This moto key tag is also pretty useful. It has been specifically designed with riders in mind. This means it's nice and big so you can grab it to pull you key from the bottom of your pocket, even with your gloves on. It has been made from durable fabric that will withstand flapping around in the breeze and won't scratch up your jizz machine!
Each purchase directly supports Baron Von Grumble
"Baron Von Grumble" design on the front and "Double Bloody Decker" on the back